» time 1 year ago   » notes 53
sanguinesaint:

materiamischief:

crimson-sun:

…yeah I dunno either. But this is probably why I shouldn’t draw when I’m tired.

 “…so you’re who Lu dumped Vinnie-boy for? Was she y’know…puffin’ the magic dragon? ‘cause I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Geez Prof…it’s like kissin’ a wrinkly toad that’s dying of boredom! Vinnie at least uses tongue. Pfft.” 

“…Miss Kisaragi…”
“Dare I ask how did you come by that knowledge?”

 “You don’t remember that magical night Vinnie? Well, Ifrit be damned, I’m hurt! Wounded  even. That you’ve forgotten our magical tryst!” The ninja scoffed, her features contorting into a well practiced pout before a solitary shoulder raised in a shrug. “You wiggle your tongue about all the time when you’re eating, I figure kissing’s pretty much the same mentality considering you usually look like you’re trying to chew someone’s face off. Would you rather I commended the grotesque stylings of Professor Pissy-pants over there? Anyone’d think I had cooties or somethin’.”

sanguinesaint:

materiamischief:

crimson-sun:

…yeah I dunno either. But this is probably why I shouldn’t draw when I’m tired.

“…so you’re who Lu dumped Vinnie-boy for? Was she y’know…puffin’ the magic dragon? ‘cause I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Geez Prof…it’s like kissin’ a wrinkly toad that’s dying of boredom! Vinnie at least uses tongue. Pfft.”

“…Miss Kisaragi…”

“Dare I ask how did you come by that knowledge?”

“You don’t remember that magical night Vinnie? Well, Ifrit be damned, I’m hurt! Wounded even. That you’ve forgotten our magical tryst!” The ninja scoffed, her features contorting into a well practiced pout before a solitary shoulder raised in a shrug. “You wiggle your tongue about all the time when you’re eating, I figure kissing’s pretty much the same mentality considering you usually look like you’re trying to chew someone’s face off. Would you rather I commended the grotesque stylings of Professor Pissy-pants over there? Anyone’d think I had cooties or somethin’.”

» time 1 year ago   » notes 53
#Crim!Art #Team Vinnie! 
crimson-sun:

…yeah I dunno either. But this is probably why I shouldn’t draw when I’m tired.

 “…so you’re who Lu dumped Vinnie-boy for? Was she y’know…puffin’ the magic dragon? ‘cause I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Geez Prof…it’s like kissin’ a wrinkly toad that’s dying of boredom! Vinnie at least uses tongue. Pfft.”

crimson-sun:

…yeah I dunno either. But this is probably why I shouldn’t draw when I’m tired.

“…so you’re who Lu dumped Vinnie-boy for? Was she y’know…puffin’ the magic dragon? ‘cause I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Geez Prof…it’s like kissin’ a wrinkly toad that’s dying of boredom! Vinnie at least uses tongue. Pfft.”

(Source: sanguinesaint)

» time 2 years ago   » notes 18
sanguinesaint:

thegoddamnrocketscientist:

sanguinesaint:

thegoddamnrocketscientist:

sanguinesaint:

( “Forever reblog” )

(Sort of looks like he’s about to perform oral on his gun…. >_> )

( “No. Just kiss it.” )

(TONGUE kissing!  Definitely not the kind of kissing you do with your aunt is all I’m saying.)

( “Definitely ‘not’ tongue kissing.” [- Roll my eyes -] )

(( “I don’t think Vinny even knows how to French anything. I’ve seen how he kisses. It’s all neat and proper…or he’s chewing someone’s face off like a carnivorous moogle. There’s not really much -[Tongue wiggle]- involved.”  ))

sanguinesaint:

thegoddamnrocketscientist:

sanguinesaint:

thegoddamnrocketscientist:

sanguinesaint:

( “Forever reblog” )

(Sort of looks like he’s about to perform oral on his gun…. >_> )

( “No. Just kiss it.” )

(TONGUE kissing!  Definitely not the kind of kissing you do with your aunt is all I’m saying.)

( “Definitely ‘not’ tongue kissing.” [- Roll my eyes -] )

(( “I don’t think Vinny even knows how to French anything. I’ve seen how he kisses. It’s all neat and proper…or he’s chewing someone’s face off like a carnivorous moogle. There’s not really much -[Tongue wiggle]- involved.”  ))

» time 2 years ago   » notes 1

Fabulous though I am, I’d really appreciate it if Vinny-boy wasn’t using my rack to gauge how much more endowed he apparently is as a woman. At least mine are perky and sized for convenience!

» time 2 years ago   » notes 3
#Vincent Valentine #Yuffie Kisaragi 
"Mush Vinny, Mush! We’d be stealing materia a lot faster if you spent more time moving and less time looking like a smacked Mu’s arse."

"Mush Vinny, Mush! We’d be stealing materia a lot faster if you spent more time moving and less time looking like a smacked Mu’s arse."

» time 2 years ago   » notes 80
goldenwolfsoldier:

The three of them were on a top secret mission to infiltrate this odd little boarding school off the eastern coast of the New Continent, close to Kalm. It had opened up in the last few years and since its opening has had a series of disappearances and other strange occurrences.
The most prominent fact is the correlation between the disappearances of the girls and the sudden increase in a certain kind of monsters…
And the school was well known for its heightened science program for youths.
Yuffie was here, because she fit the profile for the abducted girls. There could be a good chance she could get caught and she would be the mole.
Cloud was to snoop around and investigate the school any way he could. Vincent was back-up in case things went south, or if they needed cover fire from afar.
Cloud still thought that Shelke should be here. She could just hack and stuff and get the info faster.
“One of these days…I’m going to kill Reeve for this…at least I’m not the one in a skirt this time.” Once in that purple monstrosity had been enough.

Top secret my arse. It seemed less like a mission and more like a social experiment gone wrong to Yuffie. Granted, she liked the idea of beating the snot out of things, but perhaps not at the risk of being caught dead in this unflattering get-up. It was just Tuesti playing games again, it had to be. He just enjoyed making her suffer, that’s what it was. Still frowning, the undercover hellion propped her head miserably up with her hand as she gazed unhappily around the room. How anyone could willingly spend time in here, she didn’t know. "You do have the legs for it though…” Offhandedly the youth quipped at her blonde haired companion before shooting an entirely dirty look in Vincent’s direction. He wasn’t even sitting near the other students, what kind of piss-poor nark did that make him then? Hopping up out of her chair to wiggle her backside somewhat mockingly at the former Turk, the dark haired girl perched atop her desk finally as she bit back the urge to start spitting venom at the gaggle of girls shooting goo-goo eyes at her colleagues. Directing a glance that screamed ‘Back off, these stud-muffins are mine!’ at the girls in question, the materia thief sank her elbows into her knees as she leant forwards to fully stake her claim upon the people she dared to consider friends. If truth be told, she didn’t much feel like being abducted and felt that given the right eyeliner and a fancy frock, Mr.Strife would’ve fared much better, but that was hardly fitting with her reputation. She was the great-and-honourable-Yuffie! She could do anything!Even if it happened to be enduring a terrible lesson, driving Vincent up the wall, attempting to lure Cloud into drag and kicking bad guy butt.

goldenwolfsoldier:

The three of them were on a top secret mission to infiltrate this odd little boarding school off the eastern coast of the New Continent, close to Kalm. It had opened up in the last few years and since its opening has had a series of disappearances and other strange occurrences.

The most prominent fact is the correlation between the disappearances of the girls and the sudden increase in a certain kind of monsters…

And the school was well known for its heightened science program for youths.

Yuffie was here, because she fit the profile for the abducted girls. There could be a good chance she could get caught and she would be the mole.

Cloud was to snoop around and investigate the school any way he could. Vincent was back-up in case things went south, or if they needed cover fire from afar.

Cloud still thought that Shelke should be here. She could just hack and stuff and get the info faster.

“One of these days…I’m going to kill Reeve for this…at least I’m not the one in a skirt this time.” Once in that purple monstrosity had been enough.

Top secret my arse. It seemed less like a mission and more like a social experiment gone wrong to Yuffie. Granted, she liked the idea of beating the snot out of things, but perhaps not at the risk of being caught dead in this unflattering get-up. It was just Tuesti playing games again, it had to be. He just enjoyed making her suffer, that’s what it was. Still frowning, the undercover hellion propped her head miserably up with her hand as she gazed unhappily around the room. How anyone could willingly spend time in here, she didn’t know.

"You do have the legs for it though…” Offhandedly the youth quipped at her blonde haired companion before shooting an entirely dirty look in Vincent’s direction. He wasn’t even sitting near the other students, what kind of piss-poor nark did that make him then? Hopping up out of her chair to wiggle her backside somewhat mockingly at the former Turk, the dark haired girl perched atop her desk finally as she bit back the urge to start spitting venom at the gaggle of girls shooting goo-goo eyes at her colleagues.

Directing a glance that screamed ‘Back off, these stud-muffins are mine!’ at the girls in question, the materia thief sank her elbows into her knees as she leant forwards to fully stake her claim upon the people she dared to consider friends. If truth be told, she didn’t much feel like being abducted and felt that given the right eyeliner and a fancy frock, Mr.Strife would’ve fared much better, but that was hardly fitting with her reputation. She was the great-and-honourable-Yuffie! She could do anything!

Even if it happened to be enduring a terrible lesson, driving Vincent up the wall, attempting to lure Cloud into drag and kicking bad guy butt.